My Chicken Anniversary

“We can see a thousand miracles around us every day. What is more supernatural than ...

Admiral Fitzroy’s Storm Glass

“Don’t knock the weather. If it didn’t change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn’t start a conversation.” ~ Kim Hubbard

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Why Vegetable Gardening is WAY Better For You Than the Gym…

“If you want me to go running with you, I am going to need the right motivation….like a Clown chasing us with a bloody knife.” ~

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Too Much Mulch?

“I think of marriage as a garden. You have to tend to it. Respect it, take care of it, feed it. Make sure everyone is getting the right amount of, um, sunlight.” ~ Mark Ruffalo 

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I blow up fireworks all the time, and I love making milkshakes and banana splits. ~ Chris Isaak*

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Overcoming My Body/Garden Hypocrisy…

Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself. ~ Anon

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9 Lazy Steps to Create a Crappy Garden Centre.

“Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that I’m typing this with my middle finger.” ~ Anon

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Stunning (Malabar) Spinach

“I don’t like spinach, and I’m glad I don’t, because if I liked it I’d eat it, and I just hate it.” ~ Clarence Darrow

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