“Don’t knock the weather. If it didn’t change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn’t start a conversation.” ~ Kim Hubbard
I am told that I am a difficult person to buy a gift for. Come Christmas, I’m the one my family hope they don’t pick in the Kringle. So a few months ago, when it was my birthday, I was so annoyingly vague about what I wanted that my sister ended up giving me some cash.
But it wasn’t long in my purse before I discovered the perfect gift for me.
While wandering around in yet another garden centre, I found something wonderful that appealed to all my geeky, gadgety, historical, weathery obsessions.
An Admiral Fitzroy Storm Glass.
I had never seen or heard of one before, but I was immediately intrigued. A quick wiki-check filled me in.
Admiral Robert Fitzroy was Captain of the HMS Beagle, the very same ship that ferried Charles Darwin around the Galapagos in the 1830’s. While Darwin contemplated the origin of the species, Admiral Fitzroy was testing an hypothesis of his own. He was road (sea?) testing a new weather predicting instrument.
In a sealed glass, he mixed potassium nitrate, ammonium chloride, ethanol, camphor and water. Admiral Fitzroy observed his new-fangled, technologically advanced device and recorded his examinations thus,
- If the liquid in the glass is clear, the weather will be bright and clear.
- If the liquid is cloudy, the weather will be cloudy as well, perhaps with precipitation.
- If there are small dots in the liquid, humid or foggy weather can be expected.
- A cloudy glass with small stars indicates thunderstorms.
- If the liquid contains small stars on sunny winter days, then snow is coming.
- If there are large flakes throughout the liquid, it will be overcast in temperate seasons or snowy in the winter.
- If there are crystals at the bottom, this indicates frost.
- If there are threads near the top, it will be windy.*
Fresh from it’s box, the glass was clouded with fine crystals (predicting snow?) and the instructions precisely detailed how to set it up in its new home. To calibrate my storm glass, I had to dissolve the existing crystals back into the solution until the fluid was clear. This required some rather careful, but vigorous shaking with the combined application of heat from my hairdryer. One wonders how Admiral Fitzroy accomplished the same feat (probably close to an open fire, risking a scorched eyebrow or two) but given my general clumsiness, I was rather chuffed that my combined shake-and-heat performance didn’t result in a smashed storm glass and tears of remorse.
Once every crystal was dissolved, I placed it proud atop my seed bank drawers away from curious little grabby hands. For accuracy’s sake, it apparently cannot be moved or disturbed. I have since wondered how Admiral Fitzroy kept his storm glass perfectly still as he sloshed about the high seas?
Thanks to our weather here, it seems for at least six months of the year, I will be admiring a glass tube of clear water. And for a few weeks, nothing happened.
Today it looks like this…
Frankly, when it rained last week, it looked like that.
When it was frosty this morning, it looked like that.
During our recent, unseasonably sunny weather, it looked like that.
When gale force winds swept our neighbour’s trampoline onto our roof, it looked like that.
It appears my doubt regarding the storm glass’s accuracy were shared by others who have had the inclination to do the appropriate scientific tests. The results concluded that the Admiral Fitzroy Storm Glass can predict the weather half of the time.
So yes, half the time it is completely wrong.
Flipping a coin will produce the same weather-predicting result. Other research has determined that it is ambient temperature, (perhaps not quantum tunnelling) responsible for the beautiful crystals forming. It seems no one really knows for sure.
On the down side, I have a pretty, but otherwise useless crystal making tube. But, I’ll keep my eye on it and hope it’s debated quantum mechanics kick in and it starts to reliably work. In this actual universe.
In the meantime, when I want to know if it is going to rain, I’ll checkout my weather app. One wonders what Admiral Fitzroy would have made of an iPhone?
I would love to hear from you if you have discovered a sure-fire way of predicting the weather, please leave a comment below…
* You can read more about Admiral Fitzroy’s Storm Glass experiments here.